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Potty Training Your New Computer

Your new pet can be trained just like any other puppy.. So, you are the proud owner of a new computer. But like any other pet, you can't just let it go anywhere it wants and you can't just let it sit there in that box. Some training is required here to make it go where you want it to. With just a bit of planning and effort, both you and your computer will find a way to succeed.

Remember, you are the master. You must decide what is acceptable behavior in your pets. A clear understanding of what you want it to do is important. However, like all pets, a complete comprehension of our English language is impossible for them to master. We, therefore, must use commands - a consistent sub-set of our language - that your pet can understand and respond to. It will be a learning experience for both of you. Learn the language.

Most pets are anxious to please and will quickly learn to roll over, fetch, play dead, and bite the postman on command. When problems arise (and they will) first check to ensure that some physical barrier to communication is not preventing your success. Is it healthy? Can it hear you? Are you using the correct command? Your pet can easily become confused and sometimes obstinate if you are not consistent. Be consistent.

You have heard the phrase 'Garbage in, Garbage out'. This can apply to pets as well. You have paid good money to acquire your purebred friend. Do not skimp on its nutritional requirements. Ensure that only quality, virus free rations are provided. You will get more out of your pet if it remains in good shape. Avoid Junk..

Make it feel useful. A pet is not a toy. It is most happy when performing a useful task. A sense of accomplishment will be derived for both of you in completion of valued work. There are some things, however, even in top shape that your pet cannot do. Give it a break from time to time. Be realistic in your expectations. Recognize limits.

Years of enjoyment and companionship can result from keeping these simply steps in mind. You can do it. Have fun!

-- Last revised July 1997 --  

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Revised: June 23, 2001 Design Copyright 1996-2000 by Roger Davies for Soft Serve Direct (SSDirect - Computer Consulting, PC Sales, and Service). Permission is granted for individual use and reproduction provided that this document remains intact, with this copyright message clearly visible.

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